Teen Trash Talk

Comments from my teens in the last 24 hours that made me laugh:

Procrastinators unite – tomorrow!

I’m the good kid…right mom?

If I eat macaroni and cheese now can I still have dinner, in an hour, when we eat?

Here mom…thought you might want this week old peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

I am worn out.  I only got three hours of sleep Friday night and four hours of sleep Saturday night, so I don’t have to go to school tomorrow…right?

I need some money, for off-campus lunch?  Thanks…you didn’t have to give me money you know?

Just because I’m cleaning the bathroom doesn’t mean I have to clean the shower! Right?

Of course I don’t have any homework, I never do my homework.

You mean if I don’t do my chores I don’t get to watch 24? That’s brilliant mom…that one will work!

Now, what do I have to say about all that teen trash talk…MomLife – you have to laugh…or you’ll go nuts!