Your sons will think you are the coolest mom on the planet if you buy them jelly beans…not just any jellybeans mind you! Special ones. {gag}
Did you know there are jelly beans that are described as skunk spray, ear wax, and booger? Oh yeah, and if you want to have some rip roaring fun…gather a group of brave children and serve em up!
So, these little boxes of jelly beans are called Bean Boozled they come with 20 jelly beans in a box, 10 colors. For each colored jelly bean that tastes yummy, there is an opposing jelly bean of the exact same color that tastes disgusting. I’m not talking a little, “ew, that tastes kinda’ yucky” bad. I’m talking, face contorting, gagging, spit out of your mouth “someone give me a razor blade so I can shave my tongue” bad.
Don’t believe me? Here are the flavors of yummy jelly beans and the opposing foul offerings:
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Buttered Popcorn vs Rotten Egg
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Licorice vs Skunk Spray
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Café Latte vs Ear Wax
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Coconut vs Baby Wipe
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Juicy Pear vs Booger
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Berry Blue vs Toothpaste
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Plum vs Black Pepper
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Caramel Corn vs Moldy Cheese
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Top Banana vs Pencil Shavings
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Peach vs Vomit
What has the world come to? There is actually a food product bought by our children that has written in plain English, right on the package, booger and vomit. Enjoy…cough, cough!
I might add – you owe me … because you have the option to not buy them, but now when your sweet little child looks at you with a smile and says, “Mom, want a jelly bean?” You now know the answer is, “No thanks, no booger for me!”
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