Yes way.
Several years ago I was in a Bunko group and every one of the ladies in the group were some 5-10 years older than me. One of them made me promise that when she was old and in a nursing home that I would come to visit. You may think that she wanted assurance that I would comfort her in her old age and make her feel loved.
Nope.
I was given strict instructions to come with tweezers in hand and save her from mortal embarrassment by yanking out chin hairs. I am talking this lady eye balled me and made me promise! She sort of scared me for a moment. Then she laughed hysterically (we all laughed hysterically) as we pictured the scene.
{Lip quivering here…} Which one of you will make me that very same promise?
Sasquatch has been found!
Granted this may have something to do with the 10X magnification mirror I just bought a Wally World.
Whatever you do…don’t get that dispicable little circle of magnifying madness…you will quickly become driven to fits of panic and anguish!
Ignorance is bliss…suddenly is a VERY real concept.

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